Story here: Clicky

Summary:

Venezuela dares the United States to put it on it's terror list.

Ballsy, if i do say so myself.

Ballsy is the right word. They don't want us on their ass. But, we are rather weak right now.

Ug. I just want the Repub's out of office. Nothing like a trigger happy redneck runnin' the place.

Where's a nuke when you need one?

And they say that nukes aren't a respectable means for solving issues? Bah!

If I remember the movie Man on Fire, "Forgiveness if between them and God. My job is to arrange the meeting."

Haha!

"Hey, neighbor, you seemed to have stolen my wife!"
"Sorry..."
"GWB..SEND IN THE NUKES"

Problem Fixed

Not quite what I had in mind, but perhaps you could sell that idea to marriage counselors?